关于搞笑的生活句子英语

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1.
When
life
gives
you
lemons,
make
lemonade.
But
if
life
gives
you
no
lemons,
just
pretend
and
make
a
fake
lemonade. 【Lol】

2.
I
always
try
to
see
the
glass
half
full,
but
sometimes
it's
just
half
empty
because
I
drank
the
other
half. 【Haha】

3.
Cooking
is
easy,
it's
the
cleaning
up
that
makes
me
want
to
order
a
pizza. 【Lmao】

4.
I
have
a
love-hate
relationship
with
my
bed;
I
love
to
sleep
in
it,
but
it
hates
to
let
me
go. 【Hehe】

5.
I
wish
I
could
turn
back
my
metabolism
to
the
rate
it
was
at
when
I
was
16,
and
my
parents
paid
for
my
food. 【Hilarious】

6.
I
decided
to
go
on
a
diet
after
realizing
that
my
jeans
now
had
more
rolls
than
a
bakery. 【Hoho】

7.
I'm
not
saying
I'm
indecisive,
but
sometimes
I
can't
even
decide
what
to
decide. 【Ha】

8.
I'm
not
short,
I'm
fun-sized. 【HaHaHa】

9.
I
went
to
the
gym
today
and
did
a
whole
workout
in
my
head
while
sitting
on
the
couch. 【Lolz】

10.
I've
learned
that
the
key
to
a
happy
life
is
a
good
sense
of
humor
and
a
lot
of
chocolate. 【Hilarious】

11.
I
thought
I
was
indecisive,
but
now
I'm
not
sure. 【Haha】

1
2.
I'm
not
lazy,
I'm
just
conserving
my
energy. 【Hehe】

1
3.
Don't
judge
me
until
you've
walked
a
mile
in
my
shoes.
And
by
then,
I'll
have
a
new
pair,
so
you
won't
know
where
I
am. 【LOL】

1
4.
I
need
a
six-month
vacation,
twice
a
year. 【LMAO】

1
5.
A
day
without
sunshine
is
like,
well,
night. 【Haha】

1
6.
I
have
a
photographic
memory,
but
it's
out
of
focus. 【ROFL】

1
7.
If
there's
a
will,
there's
a
way.
But
sometimes
the
way
is
just
too
much
effort. 【Hehe】

1
8.
I'm
not
arguing,
I'm
just
explaining
why
I'm
right. 【Haha】

1
9.
I'm
not
clumsy,
I'm
just
gravity-challenged. 【Lol】

20.
Life
is
too
short
to
be
serious
all
the
time.
So
if
you
can't
laugh
at
yourself,
call
me,
and
I'll
laugh
at
you. 【Hilarious】