爱情搞笑日记文案句子(保安日记搞笑文案)

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1.
"Love
is
sharing
your
remote
control. "
【#relationshipgoals】

2.
"Relationships
are
like
algebra.
Have
you
ever
looked
at
your
X
and
wondered
Y?"【#cornyjokes】

3.
"I
love
you
more
than
pizza.
And
that's
a
lot. "
【#foodiecouple】

4.
"Being
in
a
relationship
means
not
having
to
constantly
Google
'how
to
change
a
tire'. "
【#teamworkmakesthedreamwork】

5.
"They
say
love
is
blind,
but
my
partner
can
spot
a
sale
a
mile
away. "
【#shopaholiccouple】

6.
"Marriage
is
a
workshop,
where
husband
works
and
wife
shops. "
【#genderstereotypes】

7.
"My
partner
and
I
have
an
interpretation
of
'Netflix
and
chill'
that
involves
actual
Netflix
and
literally
relaxing. "
【#oldcouples】

8.
"Love
is
like
a
fart.
If
you
have
to
force
it,
it's
probably
crap. "
【#pottyhumor】

9.
"Relationships
are
all
about
compromise.
Like,
I'll
watch
your
favorite
movie,
but
only
if
we
can
order
pizza. "
【#giveandtake】

10.
"They
say
love
is
patient
and
kind,
but
I'm
pretty
sure
it
also
involves
a
healthy
dose
of
sarcasm. "
【#gottaloveaquip】

11.
"I
never
knew
true
love
until
I
met
someone
who
could
tolerate
all
my
weird
quirks. "
【#couplegoals】

1
2.
"Relationships
are
like
toothpaste.
It's
better
to
squeeze
the
bottom
than
to
start
a
fight. "
【#lifehack】

1
3.
"Love
is
finding
someone
who
can
handle
your
worst
days,
and
still
want
to
spend
time
with
you
on
your
best. "
【#truelove】

1
4.
"I
would
do
anything
for
love,
but
I
won't
give
up
my
last
slice
of
pizza. "
【#foodfirst】

1
5.
"Marriage
is
a
relationship
where
one
person
is
always
right,
and
the
other
is
the
husband. "
【#gendercomedy】

1
6.
"True
love
means
having
someone
to
share
your
awkward
moments
with. "
【#embarrassingmoments】

1
7.
"Love
is
not
having
to
pretend
you're
interested
in
something
just
to
impress
your
partner.
Unless
it's
their
parents. "
【#playingnice】

1
8.
"Relationships
are
like
gym
memberships.
It's
hard
to
commit,
but
once
you
do,
it's
worth
the
effort. "
【#fitnesscouple】

1
9.
"The
best
part
of
being
in
a
relationship
is
having
someone
to
share
your
dessert
with.
And
also
your
life. "
【#sweettooth】

20.
"Love
is
a
journey,
and
sometimes
you
get
lost.
Just
remember
to
bring
snacks
and
a
good
map. "
【#adventurouscouple】